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Buying books for their covers
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Via BoingBoing comes a report of a business that will decorate your home with books, helpfully, sold by the foot or yard.

Indeed, this firm makes it its entire business to judge books by their covers--the contents of the books are not in English, nor is there any place on the site to specify the subject-matter or titles of the books to be ordered.

What I want to know is--who the hell buys this crap? I don't just mean who purchases these odd lots of books--but who the hell believes in this? I mean, are the noveaux riches of the world so anxious to seem like respectable persons of letters that they will resort to this type of subterfuge? And if they do--and evidently, they do, else this type of firm would not exist-- does anyone believe them?

Read their section on "decorating a home library" and be dismayed:


Decorating a home library is a tough task, especially if you are short on books! Then again, not everyone is fortunate enough to have a few hundred hardbacks on hand. Considering that even the smallest of home studies requires a substantial number of volumes, the cost of filling a few bookshelves can really add up!



But these philistines manage to sound almost gracious when confronting their detractors:


Many people feel that it's silly to purchase books for pure decorative value. While we certainly understand this, we also savor the opportunity to change the mind of such individuals! Our books are so beautiful on the outside that their interior ceases to be important. What's more, they are available for purchase by the foot as well as the yard. In other words, no more spending hours in used bookstores looking for space fillers. At Book Décor, this process takes a matter of seconds!


Emphasis added, of course. Perhaps the problem with western society these days is that we no longer consider the interior of books to be important..

I have spent hours in used bookstores; the haul from those outings does fill space. But I do read them, even if there's a significant backlog.
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attention Washington Capitals
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You're really not endearing yourselves to me by running those ridiculously intrusive popover flash ad banners on the Washington Post website. Thank God for Flashblock.

But seriously, Mr. Leonsis, can you possibly find a more disruptive & distracting way to market the team? I was kind of a hockey fan before. Now you're just pissing me off. It's not like I have anything emotionally tying me to the game anyway.

Think of the children.
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(Via DCBlogs)

Apparently, the Hannah Montana craze is causing parents to do, well, crazy things. PennQuarter Living recounts finding a number of weeping 'tween girls on the Metro, unaccompanied by any responsible adult:


The eldest girl (who was 13) explained that they were on their way to the Hannah Montana concert at the Verizon Center and that they were lost. I offered to help them find their way, but demanded to know where their parents were. Apparently, tickets to the concert being scarce, their parents had bought them one way tickets on Metro and sent them to the concert unescorted.

I was shocked. What parent would send their sub-13-year-old daughters into Metro DC unsupervised? Surely, this had to be an aberration. But as I exited the Chinatown Metro to walk the girls toward Will Call, I saw several more groups of young girls trying to navigate the large crowd alone.


Unaccompanied kids, of course, aren't a shockingly uncommon sight on the Metro system during school days: school kids seem to take Metrobus and Metrorail unaccompanied at a very young age.

Which leads me to think: first, what is the actual risk that unaccompanied kids will come to harm on the Metro system? And, second, should they come to harm, who would be liable?

I believe the children are the future
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For a long time, I have assumed, naively, that the boom in personal GPS receivers and navigational equipment was part of the promised Peace Dividend--swords into very profitable ploughshares.

I was wrong. Apparently, the boom might have something to do with the fact that as many as one-fifth of Americans are unable to locate the United States on a map.

pwn3d
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This is probably the best counter-phishing action I have read. Ever. Excerpt:


Greg_ValveOLS says:
did u ban me???????????>WHY

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg

Greg_ValveOLS says:
what

br0kenrabbit says:
Valve will never ask for your username and password.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
what????

br0kenrabbit says:
I don't work for Valve dude, but you just got pwnt.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
omg dude wtf why?

br0kenrabbit says:
Why were you trying to steal my account?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
i wanst

br0kenrabbit says:
Then why were you asking for my information?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
i was just making a joke but not cerious honest dude just give
my acount back pllllleeease i'm only 13 and save d up for like a year to buy it

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg

Greg_ValveOLS says:
dude pleas

Greg_ValveOLS says:
what

br0kenrabbit says:
Go mow some yards, bitch.

Blood Diamonds
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Fellow DC Cantab and peace-studies scholar Sasha Lezhnev forwarded me this site [Blood Diamond Action] with a great deal of information about conflict diamonds, the role they play in the brutal wars of West Africa, and what ordinary consumers can do about them.

I note with interest that the site is backed not only by the "usual suspects" (Amnesty International and Global Witness) but also by the upcoming Warner Bros. Blood Diamond movie.

Revolucion de Amor?
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[info]xkcd wins again with an amusing commentary on the console fanbois:


Things that irk me: Pianos as decor
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I play the piano. Badly. But I do play it--enough that this really bugs me. I'll quote the Craigslist ad in full:
Very Unique Piano for sale - would fit well into a "Pottery Barn" style house - needs a little tuning. When we had it moved to our house from our old house, the moving cost was $200, FYI. Don't know the maker.
Asking price? $1,750!

The fact that they don't know the piano maker is bad enough. Worse, the selling point has nothing to do with the piano's value as an instrument, but because it would fit into a "Pottery Barn" house.

I know that the piano was always a "status" instrument: having one meant that the owner had really become a member of the bourgeoisie. But I'm terribly offended by people who buy pianos and never play them, using them only as decorative pieces or end-tables. It's one thing to have a piano that someone used to play...and it's quite another, in my mind, to buy a piano with no intention of actually playing it. The latter seems almost sinful.

Believe the hype
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d'oh!
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It would appear that more Americans know more about The Simpsons than the First Amendment.

This validates something I have suspected for years: Americans are not citizens in any meaningful sense of the term. They really don't care one way or the other about freedom or democracy. They only care about tangible things that can be packaged, sold to them, and consumed--including "Freedom," which comes in red-white-and-blue wrappers.

Hate to say that I told you so but I.....
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Be not the first by whom the new are tried,
Nor yet the last to lay the old aside.


-Alexander Pope, Essay on Criticism, 1711.

/. is carrying early reports that the new XBox 360 has been very unstable, with users reporting showstopper bugs, causing games to crash.

It's safe to say, however, that none of the crashes were as catastrophic as this.

Call me a curmudgeon, but is anybody really suprised by this? I very seldom buy proprietary software on release day for just this reason-- why take the chance on the inevitable bugs? I will confess to doing a # apt-get dist-upgrade to Ubuntu 5.10 "Breezy" the day of official release, but the bug-testing process was pretty transparent to me, and I judged it safe to upgrade. Even then, the massive load on the server resulted in more than a few incomplete packages, which I had to fix the next day when the initial flurry of activity had died down.

In fairness, the sample size seems to be rather small, and I'd be interested to know what's behind this sort of crashing.

Shortage of Xboxes creating Surplus of Hype
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slashdot reports that, as I had suspected, Microsoft is deliberately restricting supplies of the first shipment of the XBox360, thereby ensuring first-day sellouts and guaranteeing breathless press coverage of the rush to grab consoles.

Note, however, that they have not limited production of these units--just initial supplies. Those of you slavering for a new XBox360--that's right Comrade Chris, YOU--are virtually assured of not getting the unit you want on the day it comes out. Since they are already in production (and specifications have thus been "frozen") you lose nothing, techncially, by waiting for the hype to die down. So why all the excitement? Why get it the first day?

Reminds me of the novel Jennifer Government (incidentally one of the better books I've read recently), where a Nike executive comes up with a killer marketing plan:
  1. Release a new line of sneakers at a ridiculously inflated price.
  2. Hire hitmen to murder kids lining up to buy the sneakers.
  3. capitalize on the resulting "people will kill for them" hype.

Will Geek for Food
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Craigslist is an interesting study in human needs. Take this listing, for instance. This guy wants to sell his PDA for tuition money--because he just bought a blackberry.

Blackberries charge per byte sent or received. A few emails here and there and that really adds up....

C'mon, people. If you're a poor college student, what the hell do you need a blackberry for? Who does he think he is, Adrian Fenty? When I was in college, I was an obsessive e-mail checker, too, but that consisted in going from one terminal to the next telnetting to hermes.cam.ac.uk, our long-suffering e-mail server.

the iPod as slavery?
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Score an early victory for Arianna Huffington's ambitious celebrity blogging project. Slashdot has cited a post in which former RIAA head Hilary Rosen denounces the iTunes/iPod/iTMS system as a cruel lock-in. She even indulges in a little Reaganesque rhetoric: Steve Jobs, Let my Music Go,she pleads.



I've always disliked the iTunes/iPod/iTMS lock-in model myself. Yes, it is possible to use non-iTMS music on the iPod, but only if it's encoded in the patent-encumbered mp3 format. Those of us who prefer the ogg vorbis format (which takes up less storage than equivalently-encoded mp3s)--or the higher-quality lossless format that is FLAC are shit out of luck. Worse, if we encode our own CDs via iTunes, we are subject to ridiculous DRM restrictions to what would otherwise fall under the "fair use" provisions of the copyright law.


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