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Pac-Man and HDTV.
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I come from a reasonably frugal family. We don't enter into big-ticket purchases lightly. As many of our friends have slowly begun acquiring HDTVs, my Mom and Dad have been patiently waiting for prices to come down.

We don't watch much television, either. We ordered digital cable service for a two-month period maybe four years ago, and ended up disconnecting the digital cablebox in favor of a basic analog service. We couldn't justify the increased monthly cost of the digital service given how little TV we watch, collectively.

Well, all that changed Saturday. After watching the Pacquiao bout at a family friends' house, the HDTV discussions began in earnest. We are now resolved to get a proper HDTV system before Pacquiao boxes again.

Of course, frugality is a tough habit to kick. We're looking for a reasonably-priced system, and we're willing to use it only to receive the free HDTV signals our cable provider puts through the wire in clear QAM for a few months. When Manny is ready to box, then we'll order the digital service so we can order the Pacquiao bout. After that, we'll have to reevaluate the digital service's utility. It's not inconceivable that we disconnect digital service after the bout, only to reconnect again whenever Pacquiao is ready to box.

I figured that the money saved by deferring a cable-service upgrade can be used (at least in part) to pay down the initial capital outlay for a new TV and sound system. No sense spending money on a service that was underutilized previously if most of the benefit can be obtained for free.

Gun lock safety
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You know the story: Dad has a gun. Dad leaves the gun in a place where Junior has easy access to it. Junior finds the gun, plays with it, and ends up killing himself or one of his buddies.

Not pretty. Maybe if Junior had been unable to fire or operate the weapon, he might have been safer. To this end, there was a proliferation of trigger and slide locks, along with the public-service announcement campaigns to go with them.

There's only one problem: these locks are totally ineffective according to Engadget's Marc Weber Tobias.

The text (and that of a parallel report on in.security.org) is worrying enough. Most worrying, however, is the video on the Engadget page showing an untrained 11-year-old defeating several common gun locks in seconds with nothing more than an icepick and youthful charm.

(Incidentally, the acid test for lock security seems to be whether a lock can be opened by an untrained eleven year old. Here's a video of an untrained eleven year old girl picking a common pin tumbler lock at DEFCON)

The lesson here: gun locks do not, by themselves, guarantee child safety. If you have guns and kids in the same house, the better option would be to train the kids in basic safety yourself. Remember:



All guns are loaded.
Be sure of your target and what is behind it.
Never point a gun at anything you are not willing to destroy.
Keep your finger off the trigger until the gun is lined up on target.

Army to Get Teddy Bear Medic Droids
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Auntie Beeb is carrying a story about the U.S. Army's proposed Battlefield Extraction Assist Robot (BEAR). Since a picture is worth a thousand words, here's how the guy looks:


The idea is that the robot would be able to carry wounded soldiers off the field. The teddy-bear face is meant to be "reassuring." As the droid's developers Vecna Robotics, note: "A really important thing when you're dealing with casualties is trying to maintain that human touch."

Cute, right? That said, I don't know how I'd feel about a cute teddy-bear medical droid developed by a firm whose namesake is a powerful, evil undead necromancer.

Personal Diplomacy in the Internet Age
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Amid all the continuing hype that continues to surround the internets, one thing continues to amaze me--the sheer number of ways that we can connect to each other, if we so choose. I, myself, have at least a half-dozen e-mail addresses--some, naturally, get checked more often than others. I am an active member of a few bulletin boards/web forums. There's this blog of course, along with the comments I leave on other blogs. There's my Flickr photostream and my last.fm profile. Oh, yeah, and the myriad social networking websites, too. If you need me in a hurry you could IM me--I've got accounts on at least three major IM networks--or even call me up on the phone: land line, office, or mobile.

In previous generations, personal communications was, well, personal--one would have to speak to people directly, or at the very least, one would have to write to them in one's own hand. Of course, if one happened to be a large corporate entity--a government, say--there was a large spectrum of possible contacts and levels of communication: technical-level talks among low-level representatives, embassies, foreign ministers, heads of government, summit talks, and so on.

In 1962, as the U.S. and the U.S.S.R. faced off in the Cuban Missile Crisis, Kennedy and Khrushchev engaged in an elaborate kabuki of signal and counter-signal: public declarations, secret telegrams, statements read over shortwave radio.

This complex web of signals--of contacts across different media--is the bread and butter of diplomatic relations. A skilled diplomat will be able to use these varying levels of contact to keep lines of communication open almost constantly. Richard Nixon's trip to the Peoples' Republic of China only became possible because of the success of his earlier, informal, Ping-pong diplomacy Meanwhile, on the other side of the Taiwan Straits, the Taiwanese government maintains quasi-diplomatic ties with the rest of the world through a network of "trade offices." Messages can be passed through third parties. Multilateral organizations become "back channels" of communication, even among enemies.

The Internet has given me--and everyone on it--the same back-channel communications abilities that were previously the realm of foreign ministries. We can be, as it were, in diplomatic contact with each other over the Internet--passing messages and receiving signals over any number of channels, public or private. Every new account I open, every profile I post, every forum or newsgroup or listserv, I am saying to the world "I can be reached here."

It's liberating, in a way. I can now be in contact--if only diffidently--with people with whom I would otherwise not be in contact. But, on the other hand, personal diplomacy brings with it the same ambiguities as real diplomatic relations do--I can never really be sure whether my message is getting out, or what channel to use to get it out.


altfuel update
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It appears that scientists in New Zealand have mastered a way of using sewage to make biodiesel fuel The method actually involves processing the algae already present in sewage-treatment pools, and they expect at least a million liters of biodiesel a year from one sewage treatment plant.

Researchers also note that livestock operations, whose waste streams also harbor the same algae, could be used in the production of the fuel.

The great benefit is that at the end of the process, what you’re left with is biodiesel and water, which can then be further treated and put back into the regular water system.

Perhaps now would be a good time to start advocating broader use of biodiesel.

Protecting the InterneTS
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Bush to Move G'vt Servers to "Faith-based" Firewalls

Put down the stimpack. We need to talk.
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In the "stating the bleedin' obvious" department today, we have a report from the New Scientist suggesting that chronic video game playersshow all the hallmarks of drug addiction. Ominously, the article suggests that, since computers are such an integral part of our lives today, it is impossible to get fully "clean."

Data Security
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Public Service Announcement:

If you have sensitive data, and must carry it on your person, please, please take proper steps to protect it.

Hybrid Calculations
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Finally someone has decided to do the hard econometric number-crunching on whether getting a hybrid car saves you money.

The conclusion, surprisingly, is not really:

it is painfully obvious that existing hybrids lack the ability to make up for their steep prices with gas savings. While a hybrid would present significant savings over something like a new Ford Super Duty, you would always save more with any of a number of economy cars.

Don't take that as a fatwa enjoining you to buy Buicks, though, folks. The author of the study has not included government incentives in his calculations. The omission is understandable, since the type of incentive varies greatly from one locality to the next. But it bears stressing that the incentives are not negligible here in Virginia: the exemption on the annual car tax, as well as the ability to use HOV lanes as a single-occupant vehicle are two things worth taking into consideration. I believe similar tax advantages now exist in the District and Maryland.


What is old is new again
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Nissan's new concept car, with its pivoting cabin




A dorsal turret on a B-29 Superfortress. This type of aircraft saw action in the bombing of Japan, including the attacks on Hiroshima and Nagasaki

Big Brother is watching you part 2
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Auntie Beeb reports that scientists in the PRC will be using satellites to spy on panda sex.

The masses have boundless creative power. They can organize themselves and concentrate on places and branches of work where they can give full play to their energy; they can concentrate on production in breadth and depth and create more and more undertakings for their own well-being.

-Mao Zedong, Introductory note to "Surplus Labour Has Found a Way Out" (1955), The Socialist Upsurge in China's Countryside, Chinese ed., Vol. II.

Wow.
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This from Chris

DOMO ARIGATO, MISTER ROBOTO

A Surfiet of Worms!
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I am getting HAMMERED by the Sobig worm.

I must be receiving at least 40 or 50 emails an hour, all Sobig related. I, myself don't have the worm--I've checked--but it's getting on other peoples' machines and 'spoofing' as me, and so at least half of the crap that I get is mail-undeliverable errors from mailer-daemons.

AAAAARRRRGH!

On the positive, I now know more email addresses than I will ever need. If I could be bothered, I might even retain all the addresses I'm getting, in a vain effort to understand what's going on. Sobig is turning into a degrees-of-separation tracer: when it infects a computer, it finds email addresses in the victim's address books and uses them to send more copies of itself, and

In the parlance of Niccolo Machiavelli:
"Thus things proceed in their circle";
And thus the empire is maintained.--

- Ezra Pound, "Moeurs Contemporaines"


In any case, mail-undeliverable notices that I receive bounce back to me from people at least two degrees of separation away. In other words, these people have a Ouij Number of 2 or greater--and I'm not sure I can think of many people, off the top of my head, who have very high Ouij Numbers, because, naturally, I haven't met them.

No, I haven't been wasting my time at the Oracle of Bacon . Although I can tell you that I have a Bacon Number of 4. Nyeah, nyeah nyeah.

Hell, Sobig might be Ramsey Theory in action. But I don't know enough mathematics to be able to make sweeping statements like that. Someone might want to correct me.

And some more imponderables for you:

    If a picture is worth 1,000 words, how many words is a table worth?

    Am I being cheeky if I append the relevant clauses of a treaty I spend one-third of my essay dissecting?

    Am I being coherent at all?


OK. back to work, but not before a juxtaposition. Comrade Chris, are you listening?




From the Sublime to the Ridiculous and vice versa
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Damn you Bill.

In a devious attempt to make me waste even more time, Bill sent me this link to an essay on The Matrix Reloaded .

Get Gnostic. And note the images of Max Headrom.

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